Perfect Woman                               

I have been thinking about a woman, a real biker bitch

She wouldn’t have to be awesome, just really, really rich

I don’t need her to honestly love me, just want her near

There are times when you need someone to go after beer                                   

She would clean, wash my clothes, and do it with pride

And never start whining “Now, I’m too tired to ride”

She loves to weed eat and jumps at a chance to cut grass

And once again, never too tired to jump on and haul ass

Kind of skinny and no way resembles a very large tub

Can’t have my sweetie making my Harley’s fender rub

Loves to party and able to party all through the night

And because of my ignorance she would never fight

Now, dreaming about this perfect woman I am through

A dream like that could never, never come true

One more thing, more important than cleaning our home

She would have to be the best there is at polishing chrome

© 2006 Jerry Sawinski / Biker Jer